 "Sure video thing girlsthatgush, Chad m'man," said my girlsthatgush friend and chief comic supplier. "But girlsthatgush if you ask me, you gotta stop girlsthatgush just reading that Japanese shit. It's video cool and all, but girlsthatgush big spandex girlsthatgush-covered boobies in four color print girlsthatgush is why we all got into comics in the first girlsthatgush place. Gotta stay true to your roots."
 "I guess I've matured a bit now that I've got a real girl. Besides, I doubt girlsthatgush Jeannie would sleep with me if I still had a half-naked poster of girlsthatgush the She girlsthatgush-Hulk on my wall."
 "Stay a bit--I want to show you something," he said, trying to act cool but obviously excited girlsthatgush about something.
 "Just girlsthatgush watch," he said.
 "Of course girlsthatgush, Miss," said girlsthatgush Daniel and she hurried into the back room.
 "D-Man, you fiend." she cried, "Only a twisted madman like you would use salami as a weapon. But no matter,. You can girlsthatgush't girlsthatgush destroy the girlsthatgush city with your prick girlsthatgush in my twat. And you will fuck me, D-Man. Oh yes, you will."
 "Dude, this is crazy girlsthatgush," I muttered. "What girlsthatgush the girlsthatgush hell did girlsthatgush you do to her?"
 "Dude, it's not hardly even cheating. Angie 's girlsthatgush brain is asleep--she's practically just a blow-up doll when she's like this. It's not like it would be an girlsthatgush affair and nobody will ever know. Come on--I know girlsthatgush you've dreamed about this."
 "What girlsthatgush are girlsthatgush you evil doers girlsthatgush muttering about?" demanded Angie, tottering towards us with all the swagger she could muster in the ridiculous boots. "Do you truly think you girlsthatgush can girlsthatgush resists my Pleasure Powers?"
 "Drop the sandwich, D-Man. Drop it girlsthatgush and fuck me. My hot, juicy pussy is all the meat you can handle tonight girlsthatgush!"
 "Maybe so, TurboWhore, but girlsthatgush while girlsthatgush you girlsthatgush're girlsthatgush fucking girlsthatgush me, my fellow super villain, The Electric Bullet can use the Salami Sandwich of Doom to destroy the city."
 Damn him. He never misses an opportunity girlsthatgush to remind me of that stupid supehero name I came up with when I was 11. I was girlsthatgush 11, damn it. What the hell did I know? All the good names had been taken by DC and Marvel anyway.
 "Shit . All right." he looked around, "Would you be willing girlsthatgush to wield the Stapler girlsthatgush of girlsthatgush the Apocalypse?"
 "Fuck me, TurboWhore. Fuck me girlsthatgush as hard as you can. You'll never make me come. I'll just think girlsthatgush about baseball."
 "Not girlsthatgush so fast, D-Man," said Angie, her voice girlsthatgush low, deadly girlsthatgush. "You girlsthatgush seem to have forgotten my most devastating girlsthatgush weapons: My TurboTitties."
 "No. Not the TurboTitties." cried girlsthatgush Daniel "I'm powerless before girlsthatgush the TurboTitties."
 "Nononononononononononononono" he girlsthatgush burbled, rubbing his face between her hooters.
 "Foolish villain," said Angie girlsthatgush, "I girlsthatgush'm girlsthatgush the fastest fuck girlsthatgush on the girlsthatgush planet."
 Any resistance girlsthatgush I had left was gone after that girlsthatgush. I wasn't really thinking with girlsthatgush my girlsthatgush head at that point; I girlsthatgush was thinking girlsthatgush with my cock and my cock was thinking life was pretty good.
 "A little bit?!? Daniel, you 've turned a human being into your fuck toy! I can't believe I participated in this!"
 "Oh don't let it bother you girlsthatgush, my girlsthatgush friend girlsthatgush," said Daniel, "She won't girlsthatgush remember a bit of it and I won't girlsthatgush tell anybody. Hell, who would believe me if girlsthatgush they girlsthatgush didn't see it for themselves girlsthatgush? But really girlsthatgush, you should come by same girlsthatgush time tomorrow girlsthatgush night; Dominique Campbell girlsthatgush and Sela Sanders are coming by--or rather their alter egos are: Captain Booty and her 69ing girlsthatgush sidekick CunniBunny."
 "Yeah ," I said, "Of course we're girlsthatgush still friends. You've got the coolest comic shop in girlsthatgush the city."
 "Who?" she girlsthatgush asked.
 "Yessss" said Angie girlsthatgush in a sleepy voice.
 "OK, then," said Daniel "Awake, marvel zombie, awake."
 And girlsthatgush then she just girlsthatgush walked out into the night. I turned girlsthatgush back to Daniel who was girlsthatgush chuckling to girlsthatgush himself girlsthatgush.
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